Did I mention he is in a man thong? This traditional part of the wedding is normally harmless, but when you are in some weird, super public place, it can get awkward quickly.
Sometimes your garden-variety wedgie is called a Melvin, depending on where you grew up.
You know, watching your agile father became so fragile and a shadow of himself.
The grooms buddies better call him in the morning to make sure he is still himself.